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The Morning Stream

TMS 2523: The Glove Department

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my McNuggets. Fritos: Not Freedom Toes. MGM Not So Grand. Earthy Moldy Corky. Who has silent Ys? Never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to PICK A BLEEPING WINE! Weirdos Always Existed but now they have Platforms. No MGM reservations, No MGM gambling and no MGM Lt. Yar! Domesticated Trash Panda. sauerkraut sweaty yogurt. Bring Back Wasabiiiiiiiii. Goatless with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like Jason Cuesta, Jason Denon, and

0:09.0

ah Jason Lecky coming up on TMS church lady tomatoes beef steak tomatoes are neither beef nor steak discuss

0:17.0

Funions neither fun nor onion I said change my McNuggets not put change in my McNuggets

0:24.0

Freedos not freedom toes MGM not so grand earthy moldy corky who has silent wise never never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to pick a freaking wine

0:36.0

Weirdos always existed, but now they have platforms no MGM reservations no MGM gambling and no MGM lieutenant yard

0:44.0

Domesticated trash panda sauerkraut sweaty yogurt bring back what's up?

0:51.0

Don't list with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream

0:56.0

It's fall and everyone's getting ready for winter and here to help is mr. clean

1:01.0

Procter and gambles new all-purpose liquid cleaner cause it's time for fall house cleaning

1:06.0

And mr. Clean is the all-time champ of all kinds of clean hey girl friend. What's the dilly?

1:14.0

The morning stream we're not toys we're action figure

1:34.0

Hello everybody welcome to TMS it is the morning stream for Thursday September 14, 2023. I'm Scott. He's Brian. Hello. Hello. Hello. Good morning. Good morning

1:43.0

Thursday last day of our normal broadcast week and

1:47.0

We're happy to be here for you guys, you know, yeah, yeah, we're here. We got windy. We got all the stuff

1:52.0

So just you know stick around we had a great pre show about how to stop raccoons from dicking around with your stuff

1:58.0

Well, we hope we do. I mean, you know, we don't know for sure, but

2:02.0

Gonna try a couple things and see if I can get some

2:05.0

Some raccoon protection for my bird buddy bird feeder thingy. Yeah, because how can you have any birds if you got those raccoons all the time?

2:12.0

You know, how can you have any birds if you don't eat your meat? Yeah, eat your meat

2:17.0

But it's the thing with these birds birds are kind of dicks too, right?

2:20.0

But they got nothing on raccoons raccoons are oh gosh. No, yeah trash band is yeah, that's a their column

2:26.0

I'd love a little domesticated one, but I ain't gonna happen. Oh, sure. Yeah, no, yeah

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