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The Morning Stream

TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month again. Bobby's a Scab, Scott does an Ad. Mega Hard Drive of Bumpers. Our Lord And Saviour Danny Devito on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:25.7

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0:30.1

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like

0:34.8

Alisa, Mark Jackson and Jason Miller coming up on TMS.

0:38.5

No one suspects the volcano sponges.

0:40.7

Scott's banana is radioactive underwater hoo ha.

0:44.2

I'm a close my eyes and poke uranium is from Uranus when he third of the month again.

0:49.6

Bobby is a scab.

0:51.0

Scott doesn't add mega hard drive of bumpers are lord and savior Danny DeVito on

0:55.8

Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:59.9

Don't you love the color of Welsh purple grape juice?

1:03.1

Purple is the color of things that are very special like the Concord grapes and waltz.

1:08.3

That's why waltz just tastes really really grapey.

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