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Well, I was tired and I like pandas microwave tacos with done away my wife likes to do it in a pan

You get no tacos, no pizza rolls, and no lootin and yarr

Eleven's almost a ten. What about Rob?

I don't like carbonated meat. Nightbot thought everyone was clear. Robotic ovaries bushwacker. Get out and hump someone. Weird astronomical things.

I can't stop thinking about foods with pee in them. Will chewy do you? K-pop Tom is a swifty.

Butt drugs and too many random road Jesuses with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

While filling his friends ate a boy ran past their table.

You shouldn't run in the lunchroom. Only Mr. Bungal would do that.

Oh, play the next part.

This is how you'll be sent in dick pics to the paper you cherish from now on.

The Morning Stream.

Ironic isn't it. An archangel needs a monkey to get a vision from God.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It's the Morning Stream for Wednesday, August 9th, 2023. Scott Johnson here. Brian, a bit there. Hello, Brian. Hello.

Midweek, man. Hump day. Hump day.

Yep. Get out there and hump something, everybody.

That's right. That's your it's your job. Your mission. Should you choose to accept it is to get out there and hump someone.

My dog humped a pillow this morning. Is that okay?

That counts. Sure. Okay. She knows how to celebrate.

Yeah, dogs and how to pay attention on the calendar. It's totally true.

It's a weird we're in a little bit of flex around here because the dogs are my responsibility for the next two days because Kim and Carter are two days up in snow bird for a work thing.

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