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The Morning Stream

TMS 2503: Rat Tickler

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackman connection. Can't hear the show... shirts are too loud ;-). Hair Metal or Poodle Rock. You Decide. I don't like the Hemlock weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. JCPenney Catalog is Salt Lake Porn. Margot Robbie lunch date. Lysol: The Essence of Facebook. Joy Buzzers, Fake Vomit, and Big Ol' Weiners. 60% of My Body is Gravy. Alpha-Gal Syndrome with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

TMS is brought to you daily, by and large, by the support of patrons at patreon.com slash TMS,

0:05.6

like Ryan Stallings, Ryan Thompson, and Ryan Williams. Get all the Ryan's.

0:10.7

All the Ryan's.

0:11.6

Coming up on TMS. Number four, the LARCH.

0:14.9

And you can eat DICE!

0:17.9

Hawaiian shirt Monday. Swifties will catch ya.

0:20.4

There are two Popeyes.

0:22.7

Um, they will find it. The Hackman connection.

0:26.4

Can't hear the show. The shirts are too loud.

0:28.6

Air meddler, puddle rock, beauticide.

0:31.0

I don't like hemlock. Weeeeeeee!

0:34.8

They see Pennycat log as Salt Lake City porn.

0:37.2

Margot Robbie lunch date.

0:38.6

Lysol, the essence of Facebook.

0:40.6

Joy buzzers, fake vomit, and big oeners.

0:43.5

60% of my body is gravy.

0:45.5

Alpha gal syndrome, with Bobby, and more.

0:47.9

On this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:50.9

Welcome young man. This shop is for reading fortunes.

0:55.6

Your pinched face tells me you have a lot on your mind, son.

1:00.2

You pencil-pushing arm.

1:12.0

This is The Morning Stream, with Scott Johnson and Brian Ebbert.

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