TMS 2496: Thump That Melon

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Need to take a pith. Don't Tip Like a Bitch. Doctor Roxy Full of Moxy. Bezel Your Fruit. What's the Frequency Amy. Smell the button. The Bourne Supreme. There are words out there I don't use. I rolled the dice in Shreeveport. Stream pottery, not surgery. Wordle and Sour Dough. Melon Meat. You'd be Mad to watch it on Max. Two-Bite Brownie Books With Amy. How not to be horrible with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	TMS is brought to you daily, by and large, by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS, like the MIRD Bruce Flea, an Eric Reignard.
0:09.2	Coming up on TMS, I need to take a pith. Don't tip like a bitch.
0:13.2	Dr. Roxy, full of moxie.
0:15.4	Bezzle your fruit.
0:16.6	What's the frequency, Amy?
0:17.8	Smell the button.
0:19.2	The born supreme.
0:20.9	There are words out there I don't use.
0:23.1	I rolled the dice in Shreveport, stream pottery, not surgery,
0:26.8	rattle and sourdough.
0:28.5	Mellon meat.
0:29.5	You'd be mad to watch it on max.
0:31.6	Two bite brownie books with Amy.
0:33.2	How not to be horrible with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.0	A friend of mine said I should try America online.
0:40.8	So I did.
0:41.4	I've got in help with my golf swing, plan my next vacation.
0:44.4	I even get stock price updates every 15 minutes.
0:47.3	I've got worldwide email, point and click internet access, and a great web browser.
0:51.8	It's people like you, what cause and risk.
0:56.8	The morning stream.
1:05.6	Fish.
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