TMS 2493: Upscaley Mayonnaise

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs and Golf. Grumpy Fertday Boy. AI-Created Oil. Think of an accountant. That's what he looks like. Arby's - The Scumbag Dinner. Got a Nickleback from Kroger. My Accountant Is Hanging With Snoop Dog. Brian describes Math Metal. Burger King Hates Kids. Mushroom soup super dump. SAGging Profits with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	TMS is brought to you daily,
0:01.6	by and large by the support of our patrons,
0:03.4	like Lobert, Kelly, Samantha, and Joshua
0:07.2	at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:09.6	Coming up on TMS, he's bald now, but still cool.
0:12.9	Sugar booger.
0:14.2	Tell it, Tubby's taking drugs without all the expense.
0:17.1	Play your holes and get out.
0:18.6	Bongs and golf.
0:20.3	Grumpy firt day boy.
0:21.7	AI created oil.
0:23.4	Think of me counting.
0:24.4	That's what he looks like.
0:25.9	Arby's the scumbag dinner.
0:28.0	Got a nickel back from Kroger.
0:30.5	Nice.
0:31.0	An accountant is hanging with Snoop Dogg.
0:33.2	I describe math metal.
0:34.7	Burger King.
0:35.5	Hates.
0:36.1	Kids.
0:36.9	Mushroom Soup.
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