TMS 2490: Outrageous Contagious

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time in Wonka bars. You can lick your thumb all you want, it won't put the paint back on. The Shittiest Walgreens. Emergency casserole in the trunk. Paternity... By Povitch. Enjoy HGTV in Hospital Honey, I'm off to a SPARKS CONCERT! I don't need to see my Wagu Cow. How Many Pneumonias Can You Get? Making More Makers with Bill. Glados waves with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Upgrading your gas boiler to an EDF air source heat pump could save on emissions and cash in the future.
0:05.5	You could cut your carbon footprint by about 12% a year.
0:09.3	That's similar to a return flight from London to Perth.
0:12.3	Plus, we'll arrange your £5,000 boiler upgrade grant over 22 years installation experience.
0:18.8	EDF, help in Britain achieve net zero.
0:21.9	Based on average household with an aerated gas boiler,
0:24.1	ONS reports BA carbon calculator and energy saving trust data grant subject to eligibility,
0:28.4	details at edfnity.com.
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS, Darth Tina.
0:33.1	Is it totally to get a grandma's milk shake?
0:35.3	Namonia Plus.
0:36.5	Grandma's double dip and spit shine.
0:38.8	The Jimmy John's grammar Nazi.
0:40.8	Measuring time in wonkabars.
0:42.6	You can lick your thumb all you want.
0:44.4	It won't put the paint back on.
0:46.0	The shittiest wargreens.
0:48.0	Emergency casserole in the trunk.
0:49.8	Paternity by POVETSU.
0:52.5	Enjoy HGTV in hospital, honey.
0:55.1	I'm off to the Sparks concert.
0:56.8	I don't need to see my wagyu cow.
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