TMS 2488: Birds are Dicks!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 115 minutes

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I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On The Road To Destiny! I just realized I don't want to die. Chloe More Turrets. You want Water world?! Cuz this is how you get Waterworld! Public Pooping. You MUST Pay The Chud! You'll get no water, no flushing and no Lt Yarr!! We, quote, played, golf. Fire Jenkins! Better Off Thread with Tom... and John Cusack... AND A CAVEMAN! Good Effing Bleeping Recommentals! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:28.6	Entrance must be 18 plus.
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:31.6	I can't hear you, your shirt is too loud.
0:34.0	Stay by the pushpin, people.
0:35.6	I like to flush when I pee.
0:38.8	Futuristic medieval times.
0:40.4	On the road to destiny.
0:41.9	I just realized I don't want to die.
0:43.6	Chloe, more turrets.
0:44.9	You want water world?
0:45.8	Because this is how you get water world.
0:47.4	Public pooping.
0:48.6	You must pay the chud.
0:50.7	You'll get no water, no flushing,
0:53.2	and no lieutenant yarn.
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