TMS 2485: Biggest of Shots

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Weird mutant fish body. Real Housewives of Utah Island. Building a Shaq sized strawman. Total Seinfeld Moment! She"quille O'Neal." She Thumbs Up'd me, thinking that was enough! Let's Go Get Tired. The answer is Bud Light. 3.6% of people had no antibodies, no COVID-19 and no Lt Yar. Being Tall Doesn't Make You Good at Basketball. TMS: We knew you'd be back. Kayak Payback. Blackbird stealing fruit in the dead of niiiiight. Henderson is a bad Pokemon. Covid, Clout Chasers & Con-Crud with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Weird Mutant Fish Body.
0:02.9	Real Housewives of Utah Island.
0:05.0	Building a Shaq-sized straw man.
0:07.0	Total Seinfeld moment.
0:08.6	Shequeal O'Neal.
0:10.3	Shequeal O'Neal.
0:12.0	She thumbs up to me, thinking that was enough.
0:14.6	Gross, let's go get tired.
0:16.8	The answer is Bud Light.
0:18.0	3.6% of people had no antibodies, no COVID-19,
0:22.4	and no Lieutenant Yarr.
0:24.7	Bing Tall doesn't make you good at basketball.
0:26.5	TMS, we knew you'd be back.
0:28.8	Hi, Act Payback.
0:30.3	Blackbird stealing fruit in the dead of night.
0:33.8	Henderson is a bad Pokemon.
0:35.6	COVID, Cloud Chasers, and Concred with Bobby and Moore
0:38.8	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.9	I guess I can't say I've ever enjoyed packing in order,
0:44.1	but I know how much depends on it.
0:46.2	It's one part of the store the customer takes home with her.
0:49.7	Beginning with the right size bag, I pack heavy to light.
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