TMS 2471: Hardy Farties

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and Left Plums. Quarter Sucker. No Sunshine, No Paper, and No Lieutenant Yar! Are You Groot. Comparing grapes to watermelons. Blood on my Sneakers. You won't believe what you can do with a bathroom tissue roll. Snopes, Dawg. Bump the Crabs in the Tunnels. Transform The Game Experience with Tom. So You Think You Can Walk in a Straight Line with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My guy, are you supporting women's football? This summer it's time to get to know the players
0:07.3	and your taste buds.
0:08.9	Stats don't lie, if 70% of the UK prefers to taste the Pepsi Max, you probs prefer Pepsi
0:14.7	Max.
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0:20.5	find your perfect playlist.
0:22.3	UK blind tastes test of over 34,000 people versus UK's biggest selling full sugar cola.
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0:57.5	Max one win per week, restrictions and TNC's apply.
1:00.2	Coming up on TMS, shit it's poop frances.
1:03.2	It's a me pushing the pill.
1:05.2	America's got stuff in their fridge.
1:07.2	A bidet for Biden.
1:08.5	Bitch ass men rate pain.
1:10.7	Both taken and left plums.
1:12.4	Quarter sucker.
1:13.2	You'll get no sunshine, no paper and no lieutenant yard.
1:17.8	Are you grouped?
1:19.1	Comparing grapes to watermelon.
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