TMS 2469: N is for Mountain

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Highly Trained Medical Leeches. Happy True Star Wars Day. All my fancy friends are coming over tonight! Let The Turds Fly. Gay Mini Fridge. I changed blood with my dad, what did you do this weekend? Alternashug. Covered in Leprechaun Shit. Tina Ran Bartertown. Deep Fake Fried Paula Deen. A Metal Lathe is Like a Wood Lathe but for Metal. National is fine. League is fine. No more Zingers, ya fatty! I Take Care of the Two, My Name is MAX. I'm looking at the Manatee in the mirror with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, highly trained medical leeches.
0:03.7	Happy True Star Wars Day.
0:05.6	All my fancy friends are coming over tonight.
0:08.2	Let the turds fly!
0:10.2	Gay many fridge.
0:11.4	I change blood with my dad. What did you do this weekend?
0:13.9	I'll turn a shug.
0:15.0	Covered in leprechaun shit.
0:16.6	Tina ran botta town.
0:18.2	Deep fake fried poladine.
0:20.0	A metal lathe is like a wood lathe, but for metal.
0:23.1	Nationals fine.
0:24.1	League is fine.
0:25.0	No more zingers, you fatty.
0:26.6	I take care of the two.
0:28.0	My name is Max.
0:29.2	I'm looking at the man at T in the mirror with Wendy and more.
0:32.9	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:35.7	His yarn antenna on the counterfeit are about half the thickness
0:39.7	so that they droop down across his face.
0:42.2	You stop right there!
0:43.9	Congratulations, you are King of the Birds!
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