TMS 2467: Patella Pasta

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

I don'€™t like spaghetti bolog-kneeeeeees. Other than the wiener one, I am factory fresh. Patience Rawbone was My Quaker Stripper Name. Rearrangeable & Mountable. You Want the Tooth? You Can't Handle the Tooth! Take a left turn at Green Boots. Doctor Showbotnik. Have Your Experienced Cuppage? Knee Tastes Like Chicken. This is not the Mountain I wish to die on. I'd Watch Rufus Change His Clothes. Usually you are Pushed. Jane Quit Quit. Bill Can Build it But He Ninten-Won't. Diapers and Concrete with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I don't like Spaghetti Bolognese.
0:04.4	Other than the winner one, I'm factory fresh.
0:06.8	Patience Robone was my Quaker stripper name.
0:09.6	Rearrangeable and mountable.
0:11.6	You want the tooth?
0:12.5	You can't handle the tooth!
0:14.3	Take it left turn at Green Boots.
0:16.0	Dr. Shobotnik.
0:17.5	Have you experienced cupage?
0:19.4	Nese tastes like chicken.
0:21.3	This is not the mountain I wish to die on.
0:23.4	I'd watched Rufus change his clothes.
0:25.6	Usually you are pushed.
0:27.0	Jane Quitquit.
0:27.9	Bill can build it, but he in 10 won't.
0:30.5	Dipers and concrete with Bobby and Moore.
0:32.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:35.6	Well, boys, this has been real educational now,
0:38.7	but now let's part with that old EA sport saying,
0:42.4	get the f*** out of my building.
0:44.6	You like the smell of fish?
0:47.0	The Morning Stream.
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