TMS 2465: Hard Lyfting

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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This Is All The Begas You're Getting. I Could Fight a Moth for Hours. You're probably right but still Eff off. They paved Paradise and put up a Vegas sign. We stopped for pee and pretzels. No music in your car for 10 hours is a murder scene. The Flamingo is Staying. Elongated Muskrat. Vegas Parental Freedom. No Whacking Doodles in Brian's Lyft. Blame Chuck & Marc. I don't like Beeeeeeees (in the Pool). Eff the Dritish with Amy. I'm back from the Vegas bazaar. You don't know how lucky you are, boy. A Road Trip with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, this is all the Vegas you're getting.
0:03.7	I could fly it a month for hours.
0:05.8	You're probably right, but still eff off.
0:07.7	They paid paradise and put up a Vegas sign.
0:10.6	We stopped for pee and pretzels.
0:12.6	No music in your car for 10 hours is a murder scene.
0:15.7	The flamingo is staying.
0:17.4	Elongated muskrat.
0:18.8	Vegas parental freedom.
0:19.9	No whacking doodles in my lift.
0:21.6	Blame Chuck and Mark.
0:22.9	I don't like bees in the pool.
0:26.8	F the British with Amy.
0:28.3	I'm back from the Vegas Bazaar.
0:30.4	You don't know how lucky you are, boy.
0:32.8	A road trip with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.3	What is a black hole?
0:38.6	It is so deep.
0:40.5	It's so hard to fully appreciate all of the physics that's going on.
0:46.9	You can spend your life studying this.
0:49.6	Everything turned on a dime.
0:51.2	The morning stream.
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