TMS 2462: Blue On-Air Light

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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You'll get No TMS Monday, No TMS Tuesday, No TMS Wednesday and No Lt. Yar. Can't Tell Soft from Hard. My butt just had a rapid unscheduled pressure event. I Don't Like Soft Geeeeeeeeees. The ol' team entrance hole. Depodcastinization. Don't watch Alan cumming. Lyfting Gum off the floor. Hello? Is This Your Phone You're Calling For? The Vegan Glaswegian. Let's say it's Mayonnaise. Lord of the Rings-style Lightsaber. 661 pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups! Punished 3D Prints with Bill. The WHO chief with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Want to make the most of festival season?
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0:15.8	and much, much more.
0:18.4	Don't fear missing out.
0:19.7	Festival season is on us.
0:22.3	Coca-Cola and Coca-Cola Zero promotional packs participate subject to availability.
0:25.9	Look for on-pack, info and co-cap for how to enter and tease and seize.
0:28.6	Entrance must be 18 plus.
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS, you'll get no TMS Monday, no TMS Tuesday, no TMS Wednesday,
0:36.2	and no look in and y'all!
0:38.4	Can't tell, soft from hard.
0:40.2	My butt just had a rapid and scheduled pressure event.
0:43.2	I don't like soft jeeeeees.
0:47.6	The old team entrance hole.
0:49.7	Depod customization.
0:51.2	Don't watch Alan coming.
0:52.6	Lifting gum off the floor.
0:54.1	Hello, is this your phone you're looking for?
0:58.4	The vegan glass weegean.
1:00.0	Let's just say it's mayonnaise.
1:01.6	Lord of the Ring-style lightsaber.
1:03.4	661 pounds of fruit roll-ups.
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