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The Morning Stream

TMS 2460: Popeye Soprano

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

You can't script Clare. Oh shit it's Chuck. Ease into a Slim Jim. Unloading Mr Carbonara. I Don't Like Bear Jerkyyyyyyy. Hats off to your fauxhawk! May the Fert be With You. Didja Ever Lose Your Porn Card? I Don't Like One Million Beeeeees. Wait, that video was for the Pandas? Booger Bedecked. No Porn in the Utah. Weinersmith! Everybody loves Puppets with Amy. She's Normal, How Weird, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, you can't script Claire.

0:03.3

Oh shit, it's Chuck.

0:04.4

Ease into a Slim Jim.

0:06.2

Unloading Mr. Carbonara.

0:07.9

I don't like Bear Jerk.

0:10.2

Eeeeeeee!

0:11.7

Hats off to your foe hawk.

0:13.1

May the firt be with you.

0:14.9

Did you ever lose your porn card?

0:17.6

I don't like 1 million bees.

0:21.0

Wait, that video is for the pandas?

0:22.6

Bugger be decked.

0:23.9

No porn in the Utah.

0:25.4

Weiner Smith.

0:26.5

Everybody loves puppets with Amy.

0:28.4

She's normal.

0:29.0

How weird.

0:29.8

With Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:33.3

As the president of the United States, I ask you, save all mankind.

0:39.4

I'll try.

0:40.4

I've purchased a blockbuster.

0:53.6

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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