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The Morning Stream

TMS 2456: Bed, Bugs and Beyond!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Pour Some Coffee On Me. I Don't Like Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblyyyyyy. Vending Machines, They Have the Meats. Without me, how would my headache get around. A Bicycle Built For Chuck. You're wallowing in your own Filth Jerry (Kramer). That one gets in my cheese and melts it. Caffeine Bear. Open the Pod Bay Doors, Brian. You Almost Became a Bear Sandwich! Once There Was This Guy Who Sang Karaoke and Came Down to Vegas. If drunk karaoke singers are know for anything, it’s coordination. They Call Me Caramelo. Teats on the Moon with Amy. Third Eagle of the Therapists with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sometimes in life, you gotta go big, and nowhere goes bigger than Dubai.

0:09.0

A city-sized playground in a vast desert where the tallest building in the world dwarfs

0:14.8

super-sized superyots, and there's no end to high-end shops.

0:21.6

So go big, go bold, go beautiful, and fly to Dubai with Virgin Atlantic, book now.

0:30.0

Coming up on TMS.

0:33.0

Pour some coffee on me!

0:36.0

I don't like rapid and scheduled disassembly!

0:41.0

Vending machines, they have the meats.

0:44.0

Without me, how would my headache get around?

0:47.0

A bicycle built for Chuck.

0:49.0

You're wallowing in your own filth, Jerry!

0:51.0

That one gets in my cheese and melts it.

0:53.0

Jaffeine bear.

0:54.0

Open the pod bay doors, Brian.

0:56.0

You almost became a bear sandwich!

0:59.0

Once there was this guy, who sang karaoke and came down to rigorous!

1:06.0

If drunk karaoke singers are known for anything, it's coordination.

1:10.0

They call me Caramello.

1:12.0

Teets on the moon with Amy.

1:14.0

Third eagle of the therapist with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

1:19.0

We lonely air episodes involving whales and really big sea creatures.

1:23.0

Isn't that every episode?

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