TMS 2451: Dog Spurt

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious 1872. Sir you were going 400 gallops per hour. Spoiler alert, Ali Wong smells like Beef. Magic Johnson's secret to good health? Being incredibly rich and having lots of free time. The Harbor Freight guarantee: It works long enough. Nobody Wants Burnt Pizza. The boys are not alright. Neither Took Kids, Nor Left Kids. Tooling your Own Tools with Bill. Puff Puff Fusion with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the life of Brian's.
0:02.6	Stupid brain P.
0:03.9	Grab my galactus.
0:05.6	Now grab your Sentinel.
0:06.9	KT data is Scott's backup plan.
0:09.3	Just close your face.
0:10.6	Fast and furious, 1872.
0:13.0	Sir, you are going for a hundred gallops per hour.
0:16.1	Spoiler alert, Alley Wong smells like beef.
0:19.3	Magic Johnson's secret to good health,
0:21.3	being incredibly rich and having lots of free time.
0:24.3	The Harbor Freight guarantee, it works long enough.
0:27.4	Nobody wants burnt pizza.
0:28.8	The boys are not all right.
0:30.6	Neither took kids nor left kids.
0:32.8	Tooling your own tools with bill.
0:34.6	Puff, puff, fusion with Bobby.
0:36.7	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:41.1	Look, officer, you have no right insulting my client.
0:45.1	You have nothing on him.
0:46.5	And yes, we have.
0:48.4	We have many things on him.
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