TMS 2449: The H is Silent

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer blows. Snorting Road Coke. I'm not hearing the Theeeeeeeeeme. Better Not Call Badger. There will be no ringy dingy and NO Lieutenant Yar! Why Did My Aunt Cancel Me on Facebook? Half horse, half man Seder. Sussy Vinegar. George Clooney's Big Meat Fists. Gobbling books with Amy. There's something to remember with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Nike.
0:04.2	It's packed to school season, and you and your child might be feeling a bit anxious.
0:09.0	As a parent, you're the best team mate for your mini-me, and together you can use sport
0:13.2	to help overcome anxiety.
0:15.6	Try something new as a family and celebrate even the little wins you achieve on the journey.
0:19.9	Create long-lasting memories that will take your kids from class to court and beyond.
0:25.5	Go to Nike.com, Ford slash Kids, to get school ready.
0:29.2	Coming up on TMS, Taco Bell hot sauce, cleaning pennies and colons.
0:33.5	Sending out an O.S.O.
0:36.0	Raised to say hooker.
0:37.4	Kempt and shoveled.
0:38.8	Paging Dr. Slenderfinger.
0:40.6	This dryer blows.
0:41.9	Snorting roadcoke.
0:43.2	I'm not hearing the feel.
0:48.0	Better not call Badger.
0:49.6	There'll be no ringy dinghy, no dryers, and no lieutenant yarn.
0:54.0	Why did my aunt cancel me on Facebook?
0:56.4	Half horse, half man, satyr.
0:58.3	Sussie vinegar.
0:59.3	George Clooney's big meat fists.
1:01.1	Gobbling books with Amy.
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