TMS 2444: Passive Aggressive Bingo

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far. No Strip Trip. Kia Soul gets Tired. Schrodinger's Revolving Restaurant. In The Territory Of Awkward. Baby Fart Doodoo dododo (like Dunaway). Welcome to the Hotel Wifi Brian. Such a lovely face. It's not just for the gambling. There's also the hookers and cheap weddings. We Are Carvers Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum. Full Throated Relaxation with Tom. Recommentals with Nicole's Mom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the left-handed are sinister.
0:02.9	I'm Brian Abbott, prepared to be touched.
0:05.0	We- we had Zoe at Bacon.
0:06.9	Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far.
0:10.0	No strip trip.
0:11.2	Kia Soul gets tired.
0:13.1	Shrodinger's revolving restaurant.
0:15.0	In the territory of awkward, yeah.
0:17.0	A-beee-farkbeet-meememememememememememem.
0:20.0	Welcome to the hotel, life I'm Brian.
0:22.5	Such a lovely place.
0:24.4	It's not just for the gambling, there's also hookers and cheap weddings.
0:27.6	We are carvers.
0:29.1	bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump.
0:30.4	Full-throated relaxation with Tom.
0:32.7	Recommendials with Nicole's Mom and more on this live from Las Vegas episode of…
0:38.8	The Morning Stream.
0:40.0	In Avengers Infinity War, Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet with his left hand.
0:45.0	In Avengers Endgame, both the Hulk and Iron Man use the Infinity Stones with their right hands.
0:50.0	This is a nod to the fact that left-handed people are evil.
0:53.0	What rules use songs of bitches?
1:05.0	The Morning Stream!
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