TMS 2438: Weird Pork Extras

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Do buffalos have wings, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Winner Junior. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday. North Weast Is My Favorite Beer. Shazam. Y'know with Sinbad. Dreaming in Diablo. How does Google form work? I bought my cake and ate it too. This meal didn't make me happy. A Rather TDS Service. Ninety-Nine Pig Balloons. Oh how the turns have tabled. If they're not real, do they count as fake? Superman under the Gunn with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, do buffaloes have wings because I like really wanted to know?
0:05.2	Winter, Jr. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday.
0:08.8	North-wiste is my favorite beer. Shazam, you know, with Sinbad.
0:13.0	Dreaming in Diablo. How does Google form work?
0:16.0	I bought my cake and ate it too. This meal doesn't make me happy.
0:19.9	A rather TDS service. 99 pig balloons.
0:24.0	Oh, how the turns have tabled.
0:26.1	If they're not real, do they count as fake?
0:28.6	Superman under the gun with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:33.9	I'm so saved I can swing across hell on a rotten corn stalk and
0:37.6	spitting the devil's eye and all the while singing amazing graces still arrive in the glories of heaven.
0:42.8	No, no deal.
0:44.8	The Morning Stream is a just me or does the jungle make you really, really horny?
1:08.1	Good morning and welcome to TMS. It's the Morning Stream for Monday, March 20, 2020.
1:15.3	I'm Scott Johnson, that's Brian, but hi, Brian.
1:17.9	Hi, Scott. How are you?
1:18.9	I'm good. I'm in a good mood today.
1:21.2	I have a lot to get done, but somehow I'm in the mood to do it.
1:26.8	I don't know how that's possible. I played a lot of Diablo this weekend and I feel like that's
1:30.4	almost all I did. Even though that's not true, I got a lot of other stuff done.
1:35.3	I still feel like that's a lot of what my life was, so I'm kind of dreaming in Diablo.
1:40.3	Oh, no, that's the worst.
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