TMS 2436: Traumatized Batman Resin Sculpture

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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There are 2 things you need to make it in the topless gig economy. New trigger, who dis? Dump a Load on Annie. Squirrely Roundhouse Shenanigans. Never Grant An Interview. kelp, kelp, its happening. It's not being topless that's the problem. It's the cleaning. Come on down to Hitler's Honeysuckle's! Tips for Nips. Is there a show tomorrow, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? I don't belieeeeeeve in ghosts. Shoutout to the tailor. Whenever I look at my package, I check the stream. Punished Clocks with Bill. Spinning yarns with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Meditation Mindset. Time spent alone is the most important.
0:06.0	Sir, are you still in the bath?
0:08.0	Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.
0:10.0	Can I come in?
0:12.0	No, no, no!
0:13.0	Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
0:16.0	What?
0:17.0	Whoa!
0:18.0	Come on, we're going to fall.
0:20.0	I'm still not looking.
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast.
0:26.0	Don't warm-bat it.
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS, there are two things you need to make it in the topless gig economy.
0:35.0	New trigger. Who this?
0:36.0	Dump a load on Annie.
0:38.0	Squirly roundhouse shenanigans.
0:40.0	Never grant an interview.
0:42.0	Kelp, Kelp, it's happening.
0:44.0	It's not being topless this is the problem.
0:46.0	It's the cleaning.
0:47.0	Come on down to Hitler's honey suckles.
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