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The Morning Stream

TMS 2434: My Newt Minute

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Put Your Gees Back In Your Louise. If I can borrow your phone I can call long-distance for the figures. That bear was one day away from retirement. My Russian Sister from Korea. Keanu Creams. Raspberry Beret Records. Stouffer's: They're Fine. You'll have no Amy, no Wendi, and no Lieutenant Yarr and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, put your G's back in your Louise.

0:03.7

If I can borrow your phone, I can call lung distance for those figures.

0:07.5

That bear was one day away from retirement.

0:10.0

My Russian sister from Korea.

0:12.0

Keanu Cremes.

0:13.5

Raz, Barry, Buray Records.

0:15.6

Stofers. They're fine.

0:17.2

You'll have no Aimee, no Wendy, and no Lieutenant Yarr.

0:21.0

And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:24.1

It's not what it looks like.

0:25.2

Like I said, they always come back to the seat of the crime.

0:27.4

We're gonna have to take it down to the station.

0:28.9

I don't think that'd be a good idea.

0:30.1

We'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

0:34.1

Jeez.

0:42.5

The Morning Stream.

0:44.0

Reverend, you've got balls as big as church bells.

0:55.6

Greetings and welcome to TMS.

0:57.6

It's The Morning Stream.

0:58.8

For what day is it Thursday, March 9, 2023?

1:01.7

I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Ebid. Hi, Brian.

1:03.8

Oh, hi, Scott.

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