TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Close. Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone. Lip Control with Amy. America's Next Top Podcaster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, tower to fence your thermostat.
0:03.0	All your memes are belong to us.
0:05.1	Rent the cover mobile.
0:06.8	Don't get too excited, it's full of white people.
0:09.1	Free roaming kitcats.
0:10.7	And it gets the square.
0:12.1	Your most construct additional compressors.
0:14.2	Love the book, one star.
0:15.8	Touch your flesh or it didn't happen.
0:17.6	I got to a million views and I still have to poop.
0:20.2	Take a tour to get a euro.
0:22.3	Spaghetti flossing, also bad up close.
0:24.9	Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone.
0:27.3	Lip control with Amy.
0:29.0	America's next stop podcaster with Wendy and more
0:31.8	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:34.3	Yeah, hey, everybody.
0:35.1	This is Richard Hatch from Battlestar Galactica.
0:37.7	Classic and re-imagined.
0:39.4	And you're listening to The Morning Stream.
0:42.2	Oh, got you, bullied up brisket.
0:44.0	This is The Morning Stream asking
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