TMS 2407: Let's go Cantaloupe!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

I Like Tiny Pasta and I Cannot Lie. And It Comes With a Free Raspberry. vomit: the Ctrl-alt-del of the stomach. With His Mouth, Not With His Butt. Post Holdings Cereal. The Study of Meat Texture - Zombie Edition. Facing Shingles Head On. No Decisions, No Pasta and No Lt Yar. As god is my witness i thought Jamie Lynn Spears could fly. Spin the Cowboy guts in Vegas. Wrist Butts. The Critics Agree - Rut Roh. Bay shot the movie but he didn't kill the Pi-ge-on. Lightning Strikes Twice with Bobby. All Sorts of Detritus with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How have they done enough?
0:01.6	Can they pull it out the bag?
0:03.6	Does the ref have a clue?
0:05.6	When you're shouting at the screen, blow your whistle!
0:10.6	There's no feeling like live TV.
0:13.6	However you watch, a TV licence is your must-have pass
0:17.6	to over 400 live TV channels.
0:19.6	And it also funds the BBC, such TV licence.
0:22.6	Coming up on TMS, I like tiny pasta, and I cannot lie.
0:26.2	And it comes with a free raspberry!
0:28.2	Vomit, the control-out, the lead of the stomach.
0:30.2	With his mouth, not with his butt.
0:32.2	Post-holding cereal.
0:33.2	The study of meat texture, zombie addition.
0:35.2	Facing shingles, head on.
0:37.2	No decisions, no pasta, and no lieutenant yard.
0:40.2	As God is my witness, I thought Jamie Lynn Spears could fly.
0:44.2	Spin the cow's tongue.
0:46.2	Spin the cow's tongue.
0:48.2	Spin the cow's tongue.
0:49.2	Spin the cow's tongue.
0:51.2	Spin the cow's tongue.
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