TMS 2403: Professional Eye Roller

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Spayed and Neutered, the Bob Barker Secret. Sucked into Hooker Busienss. don't call me Shirley, Sackbut! That guy with the needle lied. The Most Ton of People. Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him! Why Can't Mr. Freeze Be Swol? Night Courts and Afros. Apply for Your Circle Today! Talky Parts Karaoke. Imposter Anti-pasti. Good Morning, Las Vegas, in the Morning This Morning Good Morning. Conspiring to do NOTHING! The Abe Vigoda List. Same Body, Different Head with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jane loved crisps.
0:02.7	She ate them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
0:05.6	Even at Fancy Pants restaurants.
0:07.6	Your crisps, Madame.
0:09.0	Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.
0:12.8	They got her thrown out of cinemas.
0:15.9	And were forever in the bedsheets.
0:19.6	crisps.
0:20.8	They're kind of like your current account.
0:22.7	Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.
0:26.4	Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS, spade, and neutered the Bob Barker secret.
0:33.7	Sucked into hooker business.
0:35.1	Still call me Shirley Sackbutt.
0:36.9	That guy with the needle lied.
0:38.9	Rectum.
0:39.6	Damn near killed him.
0:40.5	Why can't Mr. Freeze be swole?
0:42.4	Night courts and afros.
0:43.8	Apply for your circle today.
0:45.6	Talk you bar, it's karaoke.
0:47.1	Impostor antiposte.
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