TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List. Hallmark: Porn without Naked People. The guy at Jiffy Lube lied. Bruce is a lumberjack and he's ok. T Stands For Dumb. Coming to the Stage...Jerry Atric! George Donkey Bite Washington. Fiddy-Centaur. COVID Makes You Think There Are Two Marleys. French Fries Are Disgusting with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	anti-mini cheddar. They don't get cheddar than this.
0:04.0	Mmm! Could be the greatest cheese-knock ever!
0:08.0	They might well breathe. I just wish I had my own packet.
0:12.0	No chance. You're better by your own.
0:14.0	Well, that's mature.
0:16.0	Add some cheese to the moment. With mini-chedders, baked with real cheese.
0:20.0	Coming up on TMS, your kidneys are incredible.
0:23.0	Airlines can bite my left butt cheat.
0:25.0	I can only taste hand lotion.
0:27.0	Upper deck of a German toilet.
0:29.0	Hallmark, porn, without naked people.
0:31.0	Arya Stark's shit list.
0:33.0	That guy at Jiffy Lube lied.
0:35.0	Bruce is a lumberjack and he's okay.
0:38.0	Tea stands for dumb.
0:39.0	Coming to the stage, Jerry Atrick.
0:42.0	George Donkey by Washington.
0:44.0	Fitty Centaur.
0:45.0	The coming COVID makes you think there are two Marlies.
0:48.0	French fries are disgusting with Dan and more.
0:51.0	On this episode of We're Back, The Morning Stream!
0:55.0	YIVO is the lover of all beings, male and female.
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