TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back. I can see my nose hairs from here. Dumb or Weird or Dumb AND weird. Does the Weed lose its flavor in the fridge overnight? Filter Drinks Through Your Undies. Peeing its way to China. That wheel weighs a ton. Columbus Doesn't Exist Anymore. Getting Conned with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Poutine, Thanksgiving, Viagra, and Muscle Relaxant, an Upper, and a Downer.
0:06.2	European, and you're a Hurtin.
0:08.0	Jesus Christ, Wood Whisperer.
0:09.8	Take this package around the back.
0:11.8	I can see my nose hairs from here.
0:13.7	Dumb, or weird, or dumb, and weird.
0:15.8	Does the weed lose its flavor and the fridge overnight?
0:18.6	Filter drinks through your undies.
0:20.4	Peeing its way to China.
0:22.0	That wheel weighs a ton.
0:23.4	Columbus doesn't exist anymore.
0:25.3	Getting conned with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:30.0	What's ironic about Jesus Christ becoming a carpenter?
0:33.1	Was he was actually named after the two words your most likely to show
0:36.5	to have to hit in your thumb with a hammer?
0:51.9	The Morning Stream.
0:53.2	I'm a leaf on the wind.
0:55.3	Watch how I assure.
1:03.6	Good morning, and welcome to TMS.
1:06.0	That's The Morning Stream for short.
1:07.6	And it's Monday, October 10th, 2022.
1:09.9	I'm Scott Johnson.
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