TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on TMS, somebody wake Billie Joel Osmet. |
| 0:03.5 | The tallest idiot. |
| 0:04.8 | Cheddar flavored cheese product. |
| 0:06.6 | Kirkland in? |
| 0:07.6 | Kirkland out under the door YouTube fart noises. |
| 0:10.8 | Confusing excrement placement. |
| 0:12.9 | The smell of a giant sausage bomb. |
| 0:14.9 | Why am I in your sawdreams? |
| 0:17.0 | I like to hump things around the house. |
| 0:18.7 | Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... chocolate... |
| 0:25.3 | That got longer even though it's the first time I've heard it. |
| 0:28.1 | Are Girl Scout Cookies made of real Girl Scouts because I really like wanted to know free products from blue-haired ladies made with non-holographic cheese |
| 0:37.1 | accidental motorboats sudden sneezes with Steven Schleiker and more on this episode of the morning stream |
| 0:44.1 | I will personally go to each and every one of your homes and |
| 0:49.1 | Shit in places that will leave you confused for the rest of your lives and my brain is like |
| 0:58.1 | I drink to quiet the voices in my head this is the morning stream |
| 1:18.1 | Good morning everyone and all and welcome back to TMS. It's the morning stream from Monday, September 26, 2022 |
| 1:24.1 | I'm Scott Johnson. He's Brian Ibit. Good morning Brian. Hello and happy Monday to you. Yeah, baby. The last week of September September ends. Oh, this week Scott somebody. It's the old joke somebody let's right Billy Joel osmett |
| 1:40.1 | No, it's a name maybe maybe Billy Joe Armstrong |
| 1:46.1 | I see green people. He's dead. Yeah, I see green people |
| 1:51.1 | I don't know why I thought it was the idiots. We hope you're all well. I feel like September I know we say this a lot |
| 1:59.1 | But September truly went too fast like yeah poof gone bam and I will you know normally I'm the one like no always goes the same speed |
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