TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It! Ember is the color of my energy. Weedstones, meet the Weedstones, he's the highest guy in history. Oh Hi Mark, Stephen, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS Hong Kong Donkey Kong.
0:02.7	Can you hook me up with a fertility idol?
0:04.7	No one man's capes like Gaston.
0:06.9	Wasn't there some captain with a hook?
0:09.2	I could eat a box of cheesets for hours.
0:11.6	I really like Umami.
0:15.2	Cat, bat, girl, woman.
0:17.0	I didn't go to four years of pirating school to be called Hook Man.
0:20.1	All the Donkey Penises.
0:21.3	I'm sure it's a fun bum.
0:23.2	Nothing like a cold Oscar Mayer hot dog.
0:26.1	Nothing like it.
0:27.4	Ember is the color of my energy.
0:29.9	Weed stones.
0:30.9	Meet the weed stones.
0:32.3	He's the highest guy in history.
0:35.0	Oh, hi, Mark.
0:35.9	Steven, Nicole and Randy and more,
0:38.1	even Tom, on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.1	It's just a bird.
0:43.3	A big bird.
0:44.5	Guns, cannons, rockets.
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