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slash TMS. Coming up on TMS, meta-suing meta is so meta. Great dicks in video game history.

Back alley dumpster pizza, now available through DoorDash. Bung punching the Irish.

I will take the spear. The number is Elsa. Get off that Disney princess.

Money for nothing and TMS for free. Defensively jousting the rampage gauntlet.

There's a sled on the roof. Boy, a lot of chodes today. Schrodinger is Nicole. Flick in the

joust ostrich. Magnolus. Fun uncle to cruel dad with Tom.

Recommendals with Randy and nobody else and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Now push your plate closer so we can eat together. Now I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

Carry me up to your room. No, I don't want to. I'm not going to do it.

Carry me up to your room. Carry him up to your room.

The Morning Stream. Computer. Stop the flow of time.

Good morning everyone. Welcome to TMS. That's The Morning Stream.

It's Wednesday, July 20th, 2022. I'm Scott Johnson with Brian,

good morning. Brian. Good morning, Scott. Nice to see you and have you and be near you

and digitally look at you, I guess. Yes, well, thank you. And you as well, sir.

Thank you. By the way, I forgot to show this yesterday because I left it upstairs,

but I brought it down. I've been tempted about where to put this thing, but Brian sent me

me the coolest birthday gift and I want to show everybody. So you all know, I can't shut up about

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