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The Morning Stream

TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent Korean Families of the Valley. Tony Shalhoub, bless you. Two Open-Faced Chicken Things. If Charlise Throws Up, I'll Be Excited. From Chunks To Cream. The Elon's Musk be Crazy. Tom's Twisted Twitter Tales. Everyone in Hamilton is dead. Don't Be Doing It In London! Gross Kitchen. You won a Birthday. Recommental Musicals with no singing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, catch his fleas, just like flies.

0:03.3

South pack the cat.

0:04.9

Doing edibles in the van with shaggy.

0:06.9

Kirkland brand, Buffalo Wild Wings.

0:09.0

Knowing all the prominent Korean families in the valley.

0:11.9

Tony Shaloo, bless you.

0:13.4

To open-faced chicken things.

0:16.4

If Charlize throws up, I'll be excited.

0:18.8

From chunks to cream, the elons must be crazy.

0:22.3

Tom's twisted Twitter tails.

0:24.1

Everyone in Hamilton is dead.

0:25.8

Don't be doing it in London.

0:27.3

Gross kitchen.

0:28.3

You want a birthday.

0:29.5

Recommendal musicals with no singing with Randy and Nicole.

0:33.1

And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:37.0

There's something about a freight train that

0:38.9

talks to the very heart of a boy.

0:41.6

And to the boy that lives within a man.

0:44.0

A freight train fetches treasures from wonderful places.

0:47.9

And takes them to other places that must be wonderful, too,

0:51.4

because they're somewhere else.

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