TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a President wasn't he? Riding Up That Hill. Punctuate your Doomscrolling. Crap! They found me. The wet D-Pad was my wrestling finishing move. Crispie Creme for the Tender Parts. Big ol' Nixon beard!! The Good Thicke. Zoom And Enhance Scott's Wrist. Gross but yes. Not supporting the bad guys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Crock Blocked, Important Taint Paint.
0:04.3	My aunt has MS, I mean allergies.
0:06.8	Chode Butter and VIP Sharkutery.
0:08.9	Reinforced Nipple Area.
0:10.8	Chester, he was a president, wasn't he?
0:12.6	Riding up that hill.
0:14.3	Punx you ate your doom scrolling.
0:16.2	Crap, they found me.
0:17.2	The wet D-pad was my wrestling finishing move.
0:19.7	Crispy cream for the tender parts.
0:22.1	Big ol' Nixon beard.
0:23.5	The good thick.
0:24.2	Zoom in and hence, gots rest.
0:25.8	Gross, but yes.
0:26.8	Not supporting the bad guys with Stephen and more.
0:29.2	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.3	There's a certain place on the back of my arm
0:34.6	that when I scratch it, I can feel it in my bowl.
0:38.3	And I just think that's really neat.
0:49.7	The Morning Stream.
0:51.3	No you better don't.
0:59.2	Good morning everybody.
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