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The Morning Stream

TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head. I don't like Blowing Peeeeeas! Get the Mucinex Monkey Off My Back. It's Not Magic Bobby, It's an Illusion! Knurling Knobs with Bill. Well Rendered Fish Sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS uncle Ben killed batman's parents. Good for Hummy.

0:07.0

I'm gonna expect that. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this?

0:14.0

How do you make baby pants? Darts in your corn hole. Tossing your tortillas.

0:20.0

I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is it dorkly for a funny fresh yet fresh yet fresh fish?

0:26.0

It's better than I could have hoped. The hell am I? German is a big language. Use my baldness to my advantage.

0:36.0

I would gladly throw that at your head. I don't like blowing peas.

0:42.0

Get the mucinex monkey off my back. It's not magic, Bobby. It's an illusion.

0:46.0

Nurling knobs with bill. Well rendered fish sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:54.0

Part of the trek to entertaining unexpected guests is keeping on hand certain generally useful foods.

1:01.0

One of these is cheese of an easy melting type which Sally is going to use as a base for the rare bit.

1:07.0

I don't care. This is The Morning Stream.

1:22.0

Good morning and welcome back to TMS. It's The Morning Stream for June 14, 2022.

1:36.0

I'm Scott Johnson with Brian DeBitt. Hi. Hello. Hello there. We're starting a little late today. It's a freaking Internet God's fault.

1:44.0

But we got to work out. Everything's fine now. Yeah, exactly. It's all fine now and just as the show started.

1:54.0

I got the results from my latest Dalai entry. Oh, is it? Did you put puts us anywhere? I want to see it.

2:02.0

I will put it somewhere. My search subject was baby spice dressed as a cucumber. Perfect.

2:08.0

And I'll copy and paste it into our discord and you can share it with excellent boy.

2:13.0

Yeah, it's all probably also. I'll probably also put this on Twitter because boy, howdy.

2:19.0

Oh, geez.

2:21.0

Okay, this is a good one here. Chat. Check it out. This is this is not only there's some nightmare fuel going on here.

2:28.0

Oh, yeah. This is what this thing's good at. If you're at home listening, I can only describe this as horrifying.

2:36.0

I don't think I don't think any of these are baby spice. First of all, no. The one at the bottom center kind of looks like her.

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