TMS 2294: Han Hacked First

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times. Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Alive, the Other Still Leaves but In a Bag or Something. We All Went Body Blow. Lady iBeth. Shut Up, I Already Voted! Which Wave Exposed You to Ska? Paying to Have Things Put in My Mouth. A Wife with COVID is a Roommate. Canvas Flat-Footed Whatevers. Hanandler Bong. Calling All Angels with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the audience is naked.
0:02.4	Twirly fish sandwiches.
0:03.7	Super long haired sausage dogs.
0:06.0	Keep on see-papin.
0:07.6	Orlando, we have a problem.
0:09.3	Dinosaur's from the dinosaur time.
0:11.5	Two men enter, one man leaves alive,
0:14.0	and the other still leaves, but in a bag or something.
0:16.2	We all went buddy-blow.
0:17.7	Lady Eyebeth.
0:18.8	Shut up, I already voted.
0:20.0	Whuh, which wave exposed you to ska?
0:22.9	Hanging to have things put in my mouth.
0:24.8	A wife with COVID is a roommate.
0:26.8	Canvas, flat-footed, whatever's.
0:29.0	Hanandler Bong.
0:30.4	Calling all angels with Stephen and more
0:32.7	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:36.2	This is one of the program cartridges
0:38.0	you snap into new Telstar arcade.
0:40.2	The three-way microprocessor console.
0:42.2	Start with this rolling roll brace.
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