TMS 2290: Pope Fiction

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the Tea-Balls. Three Passes Through the Still. Star Wars Squashed the Micronauts. Fill it with My Hose. Minimum filter, maximum output. This Drink is Porn. He was racist, which was hilarious. Pablo McGillicuddy. The Dumbest Dumb that Ever Dumbed with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Thanks to trade coffee for supporting the morning stream. With trade coffee, you get fresh,
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0:17.1	plus free shipping when you go to drinktrade.com slash TMS.
0:22.4	Coming up on TMS, you're supposed to suck it. It's more been time.
0:26.4	A loud and thunderous F-bomb. KKK Regional Manager.
0:30.2	Less white than grandpa. Get your own crabs.
0:32.7	Kicked in the tea balls. Three passes through the still.
0:35.6	Star Wars squashed the micronuts. So true.
0:38.4	Fill it with my hose. Minimum filter. Maximum output.
0:41.6	This drink is porn. He was racist, which was hilarious.
0:45.6	Pablo McGillicutty. The dumbest dumb that ever dumbed with Steven and
0:49.6	more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:52.5	I wasn't very carefully. I have a particular set of skills.
0:56.8	Macromay. Mumbly Peg.
1:00.2	I, uh, scrapbooking.
1:13.6	Her name is The Morning Stream, and she dances on the sand.
1:22.9	Hello, everybody. Welcome back to TMS.
1:27.3	It is The Morning Stream for Monday, May 16th, 2022.
1:30.1	I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Ibit. Good morning.
1:32.0	Hi, Scott Johnson. How are you?
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