TMS 2288: MC Julia Child

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math or Five Math. iO You An Explanation with Tom. Poipu Caffeination With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, round up the fruit haters.
0:02.9	Don't disparage those frosted tips.
0:05.1	Never mix your fruit beer.
0:06.7	I hate to see no voice.
0:09.4	No gummies brought to Utah, by me.
0:11.8	A sock full of coke.
0:13.2	Phil Fanos' void.
0:14.8	I have three beers.
0:16.5	I'll have to scoop shit.
0:18.6	I'll have a scoop of wet dish rag.
0:20.5	Lauren Butterbecon.
0:22.0	Isn't there a Julia child documentary called Julia something?
0:25.2	Bill is laser but fifteen.
0:27.0	Loops and holes, baby.
0:28.5	Loops and holes.
0:29.7	One math or five math.
0:31.3	I owe you an explanation with Tom.
0:34.1	Poipoo Caffeination with Rendy and more.
0:36.9	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:39.6	This is chicken and red wine.
0:42.2	And this is chicken and white wine.
0:45.2	Although one is brown and one is white.
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