TMS 2278: I am Defeato

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Thanks to Thrive Market for supporting the morning stream.
0:02.5	Thrive Market is an online membership-based market,
0:04.7	on a mission to make healthy living easy and affordable for everyone.
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0:11.5	and get 40% off your first order
0:14.0	and a free gift.
0:15.7	Coming up on TMS, wipe off your moist points.
0:18.5	You hide them in the pussy willows.
0:20.5	Make a room for a little hash house in your soul.
0:23.2	Sir Grapefellow, Lord of marshmallows.
0:26.2	Consolidate your rambkins.
0:28.1	Eye-shock-shooter-the-f-share-ir.
0:30.2	My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard.
0:32.6	I'm an a-fid. Can you milk me?
0:34.1	For carelessly close to a turd.
0:36.0	Us boys love a good stack.
0:37.7	Over-hard for four hours.
0:39.6	$5 bill hunting.
0:41.0	Regional assistant bracket manager for Monkey Bananas.
0:44.4	Got the smettly in his snidely.
0:46.9	Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:51.8	Hey y'all, this right here's the Bible slide.
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