TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you turn off a monitor. Bar. Floor. Teeth. All The Jimmies. You ever lose your teeshh. He's Rubbin' Those Shoes! Adam is basically a Mark. Jambalya Dreamin'. Rosanneville... Like Rosanne... the show... get it? Floor Teeth Back in the Mouth. To Say Nothing of Read This with Amy. The Effervescent Wisdom of Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, bed, bath, and beyond beef.
0:03.4	We don't talk about the return of brew, no, no, no.
0:07.2	Dutch ovening my poor wife.
0:09.0	That was a dumb thing to do.
0:10.4	That's not how you turn off a monitor.
0:12.2	Bar, floor, teeth.
0:14.3	All the jimmies.
0:15.4	You ever lose your teeth?
0:17.1	He's rubbing those shoes.
0:18.6	Adam is basically a mark.
0:20.2	Jambalaya dreamin'.
0:21.4	Rosanville.
0:22.2	Wait, Rosan, the show, get it?
0:24.3	Floor teeth, back in the mouth.
0:25.9	To say nothing of read this with Amy.
0:28.0	The effervescent wisdom of Wendy and more
0:30.4	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:33.4	On hands and knees, brush your tummy.
0:35.4	You don't have to ask your mummy up and down, re-energize.
0:38.6	This one's hard, you'll realize.
0:40.1	Stomach back is what this is for.
0:42.5	Do it right, you will score.
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