TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll Be My Half-Ear Night! Poop or Grandma's Toes. Sorry Vader your color is lame. What Kind of a Hobo Deal? AT LEAST 14% Cat Hair! Virus don't come to Vegas. Within Throwing Distance of a $5 Bally's Chip. THERE ARE LED LIGHTS!!! with Bill. Vibrating, rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Omicron B for BITCH!
0:03.5	His unbreakable career has died hard.
0:06.4	Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in.
0:08.4	Snitching on the Russian oligarchs too much hassle.
0:11.5	Hobo dire rare.
0:13.1	And become Ripley, destroyer of toys.
0:15.6	That'll be my half-year night.
0:17.4	Hoop, or grandma's toes.
0:18.9	Sorry, Vader, your color is lame.
0:20.9	What kind of a hobo deal?
0:22.6	At least 14% cat hair.
0:24.5	Virus don't come to Vegas.
0:26.1	Within throwing distance of a $5 balli's chip.
0:29.1	There are LED lights with Bill vibrating rock hard pillars with Bobby and more and more
0:36.1	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.4	If you've been hurt, we can help.
0:41.0	Call the law firm of Joins and Bieber.
0:43.1	We'll work hard for you.
0:44.8	Twice I even had surgery on my asshole.
0:47.9	Not fun.
1:00.1	I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
1:04.1	This is The Morning Stream.
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