TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2022

⏱️ 121 minutes

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I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Office. I Drink Your Oyster Snot! Leftover Blue Light Special Smell. Flummoxed by the Olde Ways. First Find a Child. All the Books of Face. Weird Space Between Cooked and Mushy. Winders or Swetch. Mellow Neighbor Dave. The Parable of the Ball of Yarn. Vowell Assassination with Amy. Looking Up Fern's Nipple with Wendi, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I like my cabbage out dente.
0:02.8	How's that vagina treating you?
0:04.8	Just get a tube and rub it the old-fashioned way.
0:07.6	Branch Davidian, you know, from the office.
0:09.9	I'd drink your oyster snot.
0:12.2	Left over blue light special smell.
0:14.4	Flummixed by the old ways.
0:17.0	First, find a child.
0:18.3	All the books of face.
0:19.6	The red space between cooked and mushy.
0:21.9	Winders or switch.
0:23.4	Mellow neighbor Dave.
0:25.0	The parable of the ball of yarn.
0:27.0	Vowel assassination with Amy.
0:28.7	Looking up ferns, nipple with Wendy and more.
0:31.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:34.5	And so, my friends, it is with great pride
0:37.5	that we dedicate this outstanding contribution
0:40.2	to the solution of our ever-increasing energy needs.
0:43.3	That's what makes it so popular.
0:56.0	Those bastards are turning back.
0:58.1	This is The Morning Stream.
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