TMS 2239: Holy Spit!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had a stroke. The Cops were not Her Only Fans. Fig Newton Juice. Nobody wants to see Carl. The Devil's Eyes are Made of Cheese. Mash-up Catch-up. Making a Bigger Hole, So it Hangs Properly! Road Meat only for Dolly. Organized Religion is a load of Phlegm-Flam. Watching the Science Sausage Being Made with Bobby (not Bill). Wormtongue in his ear with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS. Am I eating a hot dog or a rusty penny?
0:05.0	I don't like freezing beans.
0:09.0	A questionable hot dog.
0:12.0	Weird old 80's screws. Alexa had a stroke.
0:15.0	The cops were not her only fans.
0:19.0	Hold on.
0:22.0	It's my fault. I set off my echo.
0:24.0	Sorry.
0:25.0	Dear thing again. Do the cops again.
0:27.0	The cops were not her only fans.
0:30.0	Fig Newton juice.
0:31.0	Nobody wants to see Carl.
0:33.0	The devil's eyes are made of cheese.
0:35.0	Mash up, catch up.
0:36.0	Making a bigger hole so it hangs properly.
0:39.0	Road meet only for Dolly.
0:41.0	Organized religion is a load of flam, flam.
0:45.0	Watching the science sausage being made with Bobby, not Bill.
0:48.0	Wormtongue in his ear with Bill.
0:50.0	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:55.0	Satan has come back to haunt us.
0:58.0	Lucifer, the devil, the anti-Christ,
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