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The Morning Stream

TMS 2237: Top Pocket

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too warm. Pretend you know what you're doing. Do it to yourself pepper spray. Don't blow. Peeping at Pete's Parts. Read This with Amy. Wet Denim with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, I promise Brian is here and I'm reading the list alone because he's not here at the end of the show because his power went out.

0:07.0

Braun Schwager. I like all kinds of music. Lord Bio-Kow and his magic cheese. Bring Empty Pepto-Bottle. I overpacked the tech. Don't get the nerds too warm.

0:17.0

Pretend you know what you're doing. Do it to yourself, Pepper spray. Don't blow.

0:21.0

Peeping at Pete's parts. Read this with Amy. Wet denim with Wendy and more. On this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:28.0

Hello there Nick. How you doing today? I'm in a good mood and it's here to stay.

0:35.0

I've got a customer here that wants an ooloo to buy. I'll send one right over. I've got plenty in supply.

0:44.0

I'm thinking I'm done plugging stuff in.

0:48.0

The Morning Stream. I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I adore.

1:02.0

Good morning everyone and welcome to the TMS show. Yeah that's right short for the morning stream.

1:16.0

It's Thursday January 27th 2022. I'm Scott and he's Brian.

1:23.0

That's right. Yeah. You know what? I never thought about like that but you're exactly right Scott.

1:29.0

I know. I feel like we've finally cracked the code. We've figured out what's real. What is real?

1:36.0

So you get another one of those rap, rap, these sales training videos. Hello there Nick.

1:42.0

Hello there Nick.

1:44.0

Which sounds like it sounds like well we don't have any good rap music. Let's use porn.

1:50.0

Yeah. Let's use porn music for the background of our rap sales training video.

1:55.0

Very era specific porn music as well. Very era specific porn. But the this is one of those things

2:02.0

that right now I feel like I can't get enough of those. But I know that at some point I have I will have had enough of that.

2:09.0

Yeah there is a there's an upper limit for sure. Right now I've enjoying the right. I'm loving each and every one of those.

2:15.0

I hope there's I hope there's hours and hours and hours. They're amazing. I try to find as much of that stuff as I can.

2:21.0

If anyone out there ever just stumbles across like training video where they rap instead of talk.

2:27.0

Yeah. Please let me know. I remember there was a Wendy's one that we had a while back that was put the burger right on the grill.

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