TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That End in Zeeeeeeeeeee. Dental Floss and Craps. In Soviet Russia the Dressing Undresses you. All Ninjas are Handsome. It's A Purple Nurple Zurple! Digahertz Deezz Nuts. See Anal Street. In France they Call it Dressing Royale. What's-this-here-sauce? More McCock Talk. Contemporary Liberal Hairdo. Why does it smell of Helena Bonham Carter? A Man-Shaped Mannequin With Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Gary Bucy, the voice of reason.
0:03.7	A French ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar.
0:06.2	To be honest, I'm rooting for the monkeys.
0:08.0	I don't like words that end in Zeeeee!
0:11.7	Dental floss and cramps.
0:13.5	In Soviet Russia, the dressing undresses you!
0:17.1	All ninjas are handsome.
0:18.7	It's a purple-nurple-zirple.
0:20.1	Did you hurt Steve's nuts?
0:21.5	C. Avel Street.
0:22.7	In France, they call it dressing royale.
0:25.2	What's this here, sauce?
0:26.3	More macaque-tac.
0:27.6	An temporary liberal hairdo.
0:29.4	Why does it smell like Helena Bonham Carter?
0:31.6	A man-shaped mannequin with Bill.
0:33.6	A little science with Bobby and Moore.
0:35.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.9	Who is the thief?
0:39.2	The guy that's gonna walk in your door,
0:41.2	wearing a bandana around his eyes?
0:43.4	Or maybe the guy with a real villain moustache?
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