TMS 2227: Fartrepreneur

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Once in a while you get a boob. Right Fisting Fozzy. Farting in Jars is Gross Profit. Non Fartable Tokens. Dab,dab,dab,dab,dab...boink! Who Reads 14 Year Old Copies Of Golf Digest? Who the hell is Kate Bush. Too Much Gold Highlighting. No Worries. It's Banned. They Died of Meatballs, Not COVID. That being said at the end of the day I'm doing a deep dive on the new normal. Perfect eye dots! Shouldn't it be Rod in Hand? What's Hot on the Shelf with Amy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:01.6	Once in a while, you get a boob.
0:03.7	Right fisting fuzzy.
0:05.0	Heh, farting in jars is gross profit.
0:08.0	Non-fartable tokens.
0:09.3	Tab, tab, tab, tab, tab.
0:10.5	Boyke, who reads 14-year-old copies of golf digest?
0:13.3	Who the hell is K-bush?
0:14.6	So many questions, too much gold highlighting.
0:16.7	No worries, it's banned.
0:18.1	They died of meatballs, not COVID.
0:20.1	That being said, at the end of the day,
0:22.0	I'm doing a deep dive on the new normal.
0:24.1	Perfect eye dots.
0:25.3	Shouldn't it be rod in hand?
0:27.3	What's hot on the shelf with Amy?
0:28.9	Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.8	Meet Maxine.
0:34.0	She's wearing a human sweatshirt, because it only makes sense
0:37.6	that if humans can wear teddy bear sweatshirts,
0:40.0	shouldn't a teddy bear be able to wear a human sweatshirt?
0:42.6	I'm not getting a cell phone anytime soon.
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