TMS 2221: Zendaya Mondatta

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Tobey had his Peter Parker out. It Stays Runny In The Can. old man Johnson goes to the movies. I Liked Him As An Actor, Until I Saw His Penis! I Don't Like Shower Honeeeeeeeeeeeey! The minions shall inherit the food court. Covered In A Thin Layer Of Buttery Greeze. Basement Level Drug Users. It's Nearly The End Of This Dumb Year. And the toilet had a turd. We all had the same gasp and You Know When. Stopping The Popcorn Sweats! Some kinda boogery deal. Making Tex-Mechs with Bill. 300 points of failure with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Toby had his Peter Parker out.
0:03.0	It stays runny in the can.
0:04.5	Old man Johnson goes to the movies.
0:06.5	I liked him as an actor until I saw his penis.
0:09.1	I don't like shower, honey!
0:12.5	And the minions shall inherit the food court.
0:15.3	Covered in a thin layer of buttery grease.
0:18.0	Basement little drug users.
0:19.3	It's nearly the end of this dumb year.
0:21.3	And the toilet had a turd!
0:23.0	We all had the same gasp and you know when.
0:25.6	Stopping the popcorn sweats.
0:27.1	Some kind of booger-y deal.
0:28.9	Making text-mex or eat a burger with Bill.
0:32.2	300 points of failure with Bobby and Moore.
0:35.0	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.7	I'm 33.
0:38.8	I'm an entrepreneurial attorney and I'm currently involved
0:41.6	in cleaning up toxic waste.
0:43.7	I consider myself a new age person,
0:45.7	but I don't like channeling or faith healing.
0:48.5	I like an attractive woman.
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