TMS 2218: Bjork Sandler

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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You Can Really Taste the Conclusion. What's The Scarcity, Kenneth? From Zero to Horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds. Give Me The Monkey Numbers!!! My Dinner With Uncle Omicron. Suspiciously Moist Nuts! Prefer angry pig to dried squid. Address The Thong. It Was The Monkeys, Marty! All on the 21s. The Road to Mondegreen. Overtly Asian. Sweet and Sour. Just like it's spoiled. Finding a peanut in the bottom. Su-Su-PseudoScience with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, you can really taste the conclusion.
0:03.1	What's the scarcity Kenneth?
0:04.5	From zero to horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds.
0:07.6	With a monkey numbers.
0:08.9	My dinner with Uncle Omicron.
0:10.5	It's just viciously moist nuts.
0:12.5	Prefer angry pig to dried squid.
0:14.8	Address the thong.
0:16.1	It was the monkey's, Marty!
0:17.7	All on the twenty ones.
0:19.1	The road to Montagreen.
0:20.7	Overtly Asian.
0:22.0	Uh, sweet and sour, just like it spoiled.
0:24.7	Finding a peanut in the bottom.
0:26.4	Sussussudo science with Bobby and more.
0:28.8	Well, you've not been a، a, så, a, so oder.
0:31.2	All right, well, so, sort of, I'll do it.
0:32.3	So, so, soudio, soo, pseudo, soo, supse, soudo, come on now.
0:37.9	Siu sumurses.
0:39.1	Soo susudo science, come on.
0:41.8	Soo su, pseudiosent...
0:43.6	你有oton.
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