TMS 2214: Cusspants

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Millennium Effin. And just like that, stocks went down! Jizz Lane Maxwell. BBQ Flavored Multi-Pass. If You Can Dodge a Ball, You Can Pop an Eye!! The MOST Karen-Assed Karen-Ass Bullshit! Opi Ka Dobi: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Lazarus of Pelaton. You EARNED An Eff-You! Arria And The Weird Dragon-Thing. By We I mean You. falalalala lalala hockey. No drugs, just bongs. Frosted Coccyx. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:01.4	Millennium effing.
0:02.5	And just like that, stocks went down.
0:05.0	Jizz Lane Maxwell.
0:06.5	Barbecue flavored multi-pass.
0:08.4	If you can dodge a ball, you can pop an eye.
0:10.8	The most caron-esque, caron-esque bullshit.
0:13.2	Oopie-ca-doby!
0:14.7	Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
0:18.4	The Lazarus of Peloton.
0:20.1	You earned an FU.
0:21.6	Aria and the Weird Dragon thing.
0:23.6	By we, I mean you.
0:25.4	Falalalala-haki.
0:27.5	No drugs, just bongs.
0:28.7	Frosted coxics.
0:29.8	Major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:33.3	I'm strictly a milk and fruit juice man myself.
0:35.7	A chocolate soda.
0:36.9	Moral, lemonade.
0:38.3	Or a big tumbler of cool milk.
0:40.4	Or even just a glass of ice water when you're thirsty.
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