TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Isn't There a Battle Royale Movie Called Battle Something? I Don't Like Under Sieeeeeeeeege. A Chia Pet Gathers No Moss! Duck Penis Expert. He's The Walker AND The Texas Ranger! Tom Cruise. I'm out of numbers. Random Jimble-jambles. Ass, Gas or Marijuana. It's Bad When they Have Sports People. All Up In My Elbow Pit! We've Got A Little Terlit Room! Me and My Leavings. The HIGHEST Hanging Fruit! Bring me the Nose of Artie Lange. Twitch Unto the Breach with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Thanks to Canva Pro for supporting The Morning Stream.
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0:07.2	in just a few clicks. Get a free 45-day extended trial by going to Canva.me-slash-tms45.
0:14.9	Coming up on TMS. Isn't there a battle royale movie called Battle Something?
0:19.5	I don't like undersea.
0:23.2	I've been doing one of those in a while. I feel good to hear that.
0:25.5	Yeah. A chia peck gathers no moss.
0:28.2	Duck penis expert.
0:29.3	Here's the walker and the Texas Ranger.
0:31.2	Tom Cruise. I'm out of numbers.
0:32.9	Random jimble jambals.
0:34.4	Ask gas or marijuana.
0:36.2	It's bad when they have sports people.
0:38.1	All up in my elbow pit.
0:39.3	We've got a little turl it room.
0:41.5	In my leavings.
0:42.6	The highest hanging fruit.
0:44.3	Bring me the nose of Arty Lang.
0:46.0	Twitch onto the breach with Tom.
0:48.0	Recommendals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:52.4	You'd almost expect one of these ingenious dolls to come to life.
0:56.1	She does.
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