TMS 2180: Hey Mr. Tambourine Monk

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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I NEVER Want To See The Dark Knight Rise!! Horking down the boog. Panda Express My Colon. Have you ever done a hitchhiker? Namaste! No Tip for You! The Fruber Is Also Cursed. Pop in, Pop Out, Not pop In? Please Keep Your Arms and Legs Attached inside the Vehicle at All Times. Jesus is my airbag. Millionaire, Billionaire or Kajilionnaire? Forced Enjoyment of News. Gummi Bear-Ritos. The Brown Brothers Will Take Care of 'Em. Shuck-e-Oyster. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Fall is here, and we could all use a stiff breeze.
0:02.8	That's right.
0:03.6	This episode is brought to you by BluChu.
0:05.6	Guys, confidence can take you far in life,
0:08.2	but let BluChu take you the rest of the way.
0:10.0	BluChu.com and the code TMS.
0:12.5	Coming up on TMS.
0:13.9	I never want to see the Dark Knight rise.
0:16.4	Horking down the bug.
0:18.0	Panda express my colon.
0:19.4	Hey, have you ever done a hitchhiker?
0:20.7	Namaste.
0:21.6	No tip for you.
0:22.5	The frubert is also cursed.
0:24.3	Pop in, pop out.
0:25.6	No pop in.
0:26.3	Please keep your arms and legs attached
0:28.3	inside the vehicles at all times.
0:30.1	Hey, Zeus is my airbag.
0:31.7	Millionaire, billionaire, or cajillionaire.
0:34.2	Forced enjoyment of news.
0:35.8	Coming burritos.
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