TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar support. Are Space Orks Sporks? Handsome, Bald, and Famous. The Michelin Man Made Us Dinner and Still Has Fat Rolly Arms. Hot Cockles. You can't see my fingers at home. Take The Turkey in the other Room. I Can Eat 11 Nails and Fart the Longest. Poor neglected Hamilton. It doth was not Jennifer. Just a Saber with Bill. Y The Last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, a dramedy. That's a camel, right?
0:03.6	Up your nose with a glowy hose.
0:05.4	It's National Airbender Day.
0:07.3	I say, keep the damn ottoman.
0:09.0	Does that later give good lumbar support?
0:11.2	Our space orcs, sports.
0:12.8	Handsome, bald, and famous.
0:15.0	The Michelin man made his dinner and he still has fat rolly arms.
0:18.4	Hot cockles.
0:19.3	Oh no.
0:19.7	Hot cockles.
0:20.5	You can't see my fingers at home.
0:22.0	Take the turkey in the other room.
0:23.9	I can eat eleven nails and fart the longest.
0:26.3	Poor neglected Hamilton.
0:27.9	It tough was not Jennifer.
0:30.0	Just a saber with Bill.
0:31.6	Why the last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream?
0:36.5	How'd you do that?
0:37.4	I can't tell you.
0:38.4	Why not?
0:39.0	Magicians can't tell secrets.
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